andwechangedkey:

drudgeskeletons:

xstraightless:

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 


this is the funniest fucking video on this whole website

watched it three times in a row

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie)

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brownp0wer:

thedarkmatteralchemist:

brownp0wer:

There’s a fuckin door suspended one foot on the wall of the bathroom that I don’t ever remember being there before this school is so fucked up I’m so fucke d up

Item #: SCP-████-J (The not so secret secret door to the Girls Lavatory)Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: How the hell should I know? Board it up if it appears? There are currently no known methods of how to contain SCP-████-J.
Description: SCP-████-J is a door, measuring 180.34 cm x 78.74 cm (5 9in x 31 in), that usually appears in separate men’s & women’s lavatories. SCP-████-J has two (2) sides: SCP-████-J-1 & SCP-████-J-2. SCP-████-J-1 is a blue door that usually appears in women’s lavatories. It features a locked keyed door knob with no known key. SCP-████-J-2 is a pink door that usually appears in men’s lavatories. It features a door knob with a turn-style locking mechanism. SCP-████-J-1 will remain locked & closed unless SCP-████-J-2 is unlocked & opened. SCP-████-J may sometimes appear in lavatories that are not on the same floor, in the same building, rooms that are no longer lavatories, or may even (in rare instances) appear in completely different geographical locations (See Experiment Log ████-J). SCP-████-J will remain in a single location for seventy-two (72) hours. After said time has passed, SCP-████-J will disappear for twelve (12) hours & then reappear in a new location. It is unknown where SCP-████-J goes during these twelve (12) hours.
Experiment Log ████

what’s happening 

brownp0wer:

thedarkmatteralchemist:

brownp0wer:

There’s a fuckin door suspended one foot on the wall of the bathroom that I don’t ever remember being there before this school is so fucked up I’m so fucke d up

Item #: SCP-█-J
(The not so secret secret door to the Girls Lavatory)
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: How the hell should I know? Board it up if it appears? There are currently no known methods of how to contain SCP-█-J.

Description: SCP-█-J is a door, measuring 180.34 cm x 78.74 cm (5 9in x 31 in), that usually appears in separate men’s & women’s lavatories. SCP-█-J has two (2) sides: SCP-█-J-1 & SCP-█-J-2. SCP-█-J-1 is a blue door that usually appears in women’s lavatories. It features a locked keyed door knob with no known key. SCP-█-J-2 is a pink door that usually appears in men’s lavatories. It features a door knob with a turn-style locking mechanism. SCP-█-J-1 will remain locked & closed unless SCP-█-J-2 is unlocked & opened. SCP-█-J may sometimes appear in lavatories that are not on the same floor, in the same building, rooms that are no longer lavatories, or may even (in rare instances) appear in completely different geographical locations (See Experiment Log █-J). SCP-█-J will remain in a single location for seventy-two (72) hours. After said time has passed, SCP-█-J will disappear for twelve (12) hours & then reappear in a new location. It is unknown where SCP-█-J goes during these twelve (12) hours.

Experiment Log 

what’s happening 

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doodlebuggy:

It’s to distract the enemy for combat advantage.

doodlebuggy:

It’s to distract the enemy for combat advantage.

(Source: corenthal)

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val-hella:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate the so fucking much.

val-hella:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate the so fucking much.

(Source: kiryewin)

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dduane:

petermorwood:

thrashleydawn:

femintits:

so my friend is in italy and she bought me this

Is this what eating a bag of dicks is like

They’re called cazzetti d’angelo.
Google Translate gives “cazzetti” as “cocks” but I’ve been told it’s more a cute childish word like “willies” or “peepees”, supposed to be funny, not sexy. (NB that the “sexy pasta” label is in English.)

But if you want to translate that sign (looks like it was photo’d in Naples) as “prick’n’pussy pasta” you’d be right. Obviously the Italian words aren’t considered as rude, crude, obscene, offensive etc. as their English equivalents. Put that English version in an Irish or British shop window and it might generate a order to take it down. In prudish America it could well have some sort of legal repercussion as well.
Fichette (little figs) look like what you’d expect…

These aren’t just for sex shops, for sale “under-the-counter” or for tourists (we watched a co-ed gaggle of college-age US kids in Rome having fits, torn between staring and not knowing where to look). They can be bought separated or mixed (misto = mixed)…

…And some mixed packs even include little pasta hearts. Awww, cute.

Quite the thing for a seductive evening, if everyone will please just stop giggling…
:-D

Reblogged for WonderHubby’s annotation.

dduane:

petermorwood:

thrashleydawn:

femintits:

so my friend is in italy and she bought me this

Is this what eating a bag of dicks is like

They’re called cazzetti d’angelo.

Google Translate gives “cazzetti” as “cocks” but I’ve been told it’s more a cute childish word like “willies” or “peepees”, supposed to be funny, not sexy. (NB that the “sexy pasta” label is in English.)

But if you want to translate that sign (looks like it was photo’d in Naples) as “prick’n’pussy pasta” you’d be right. Obviously the Italian words aren’t considered as rude, crude, obscene, offensive etc. as their English equivalents. Put that English version in an Irish or British shop window and it might generate a order to take it down. In prudish America it could well have some sort of legal repercussion as well.

Fichette (little figs) look like what you’d expect…

These aren’t just for sex shops, for sale “under-the-counter” or for tourists (we watched a co-ed gaggle of college-age US kids in Rome having fits, torn between staring and not knowing where to look). They can be bought separated or mixed (misto = mixed)…

…And some mixed packs even include little pasta hearts. Awww, cute.

Quite the thing for a seductive evening, if everyone will please just stop giggling…

:-D

Reblogged for WonderHubby’s annotation.

88,678 notes

artbymegs:

I feel like this should be pretty self-explanatory. I’m drawing these for a zine at my college (and they have a tumblr! lips-appstate.tumblr.com!), but submissions are due today, so they’re a bit more rushed than I would have liked.

I tried to be inclusive and not-shitty. Hopefully I succeeded at that. There are more of these I’d like to draw, but like I said, time limitations :P

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alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui


I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

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